He is the one making everybody in the IRC channel roll their eyes, he is...(drum roll) : the BlinkenNoob !
- So... guys what is answer X to question Z? Please please please?
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- So... guys vouch me! (Im cool!)
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So... guys I'm finally at step 4! WINK WINK ;-)
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- So... how do I get vouches?
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11:55 ioanm (~webchat@Redacted) has joined #blinkenshell 11:55 < ioanm> why isn't my irssi working? 11:55 <+Nessie> Because it took a day off. 11:56 < ioanm> lol! 12:01 <+kbmonkey> it is a cheeky irssi 12:04 < ioanm> I did 5 mistakes in the quiz 12:08 <+kbmonkey> better luck next time ioanm :) 12:09 < ioanm> kbmonkey: I will succeed :) 12:10 <+dirtydawg> roast beef and onion sammich, yummy! 12:12 < ioanm> I can't believe this! 12:12 < ioanm> why do I need to know where the server is? 12:13 <+kbmonkey> hmmm lunch is a good idea! 12:13 <+kbmonkey> maybe some penne with parmesian *drools* 12:13 <+dirtydawg> you are supposed to read the site, this is testing if you have or not ioanm 12:14 < ioanm> dirtydawg: all right fine :( 12:16 < ioanm> dirtydawg: i can't find the location of the server on the website :) 12:16 <+dirtydawg> all the answers are on it 12:16 <+dirtydawg> brb 12:17 <+cipher> ioanm: if you cannot read and pass the simple quiz, you will never know what to do with a shell account 12:17 <+cipher> maybe this isn't for you 12:17 < Falken_smart> ^^^^^ 12:18 <+cipher> BTW, ioanm, what are your plans for a shell account? 12:18 < ioanm> cipher: it is for 12:19 < ioanm> cipher: i plan to use it to test my console programs on another linux distro 12:19 <+cipher> what console programs? 12:20 < Falken_smart> My official recommendation is to use a vm for that. 12:20 < ioanm> cipher: the one's I write, don't worry i'm not an idiot 12:20 <+cipher> and wouldn't that best be done locally? Why test on a remote machine? what advantage does this give you? 12:20 <+cipher> I would never call someone who cannot read and pass our simple quiz an idiot 12:20 < ioanm> cipher: I can read and pass it 12:21 <+cipher> tell me more about the console programs you write 12:21 < ioanm> cipher: If only you mentioned everything 12:21 <+kbmonkey> the resource limitations on the shell account may limit what code can be built ioanm 12:21 <+cipher> everything is there for you to read 12:22 <+cipher> ^ 2 processes only, no tunneling 12:22 < ioanm> cipher: yeah 2 processes I agree 12:22 <+cipher> so, tell me about your programs. what language you coding in? 12:23 <+cipher> what do these "console programs" do? 12:25 < Falken_smart> Good morning 12:25 <+kbmonkey> I'd like to hear about these programs you write too, ioanm. we find code interesting! 12:26 < ioanm> kbmonkey: ok forget it goodbye 12:26 < ioanm> kbmonkey: your website is not only incomplete 12:26 < Falken_smart> Loooool 12:26 < ioanm> but it looks like it's from the 1860 12:26 ioanm (~webchat@Redacted) has quit (Quit: Web client closed) 12:26 <+dirtydawg> lmao 12:26 < Falken_smart> Yeah, burn the troll 12:56 <+cipher> 06:28 |+cipher > writes code, can't find basic info on web page: pricless 12:58 <+tidalwaters> lol
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